Today started off so nice. It was cloudy and sprinkling slightly, but I didn't mind. So I head off to TAFE in a better mood then I did yesterday, so glad I only had to go until 1.
As the day progresses, it starts raining more. And more. And more. By the end of my class, it's still raining so I bring out my umbrella to give me feeble protection from the rain.
As I'm walking along the sidewalk, I failed to notice that nice, big puddle on the side of the road. It was sitting there, menacingly, as I slowly walked on through the rain with my small umbrella. I got closer and closer, then eventually I'm walking past it and I finally notice it. I think, "Oh no." and the driver of the truck driving past could only of possibly been thinking, "Oh yes."
I imagine his face was somewhat like this,

The puddle could have looked something like this,

So, as you can imagine, SPLASH. I am soaked from head to toe on my right side. I grumbled about it, before laughing it off. It's just a bit of water. Well, quite a lot of water. But my umbrella wasn't keeping me dry anyway so I continued on in my quest to reach home.
I ran to catch up with a friend and noticed that she, too, had been splashed by that maniacal truck driver but not quite as much as me. It was then I happened to look down at my arm and shock! The inside of my right arm is blue! At first I think, "Oh, a pen must have broken." but then I realised I had no pens on me. So, it remained a mystery as to why I suddenly looked like I wanted to be a Smurf.
I must have attracted a lot of attention with my blue arm. I felt people looking at me. I even had a girl come up to me on the train and ask, "Why have you got ink on your arm?" I had no answer for that.
I was alone by the time I figured it all out. I had lifted up my arm, which had been resting on my bag, and there was more blue. My bag, which is a cheap black shoulder bag, was leaking blue ink. Because of the maniacal truck driver.
I get to my suburb and decide to catch a Taxi home. I hadn't caught a taxi in years, let alone by myself, so I was a little bit lost. But I finally hurled myself into the car, out of the rain, to find a nice somewhat chatty driver. We had a good talk about the weather and when we finally got to the street just before my street, he asked,
"Left or right?"
I stared, dumbstruck. I then cried out, "Left!"
No. Not left. That's wrong, you idiot.
I then said, "No! No! I mean right!" and he laughed at me.
He pulled up across from my house and as I was paying him, he, too, noticed my rather blue arm. He was quite shocked and asked what it was. I could only reply that I had no idea what it was. Perhaps
he could tell
me? Well, not really. I would have liked it, though.
And so now, here I am, telling you my riveting tale.
The bag has failed me.
